The whole Donnie Davis “The Bible Says” satire.

Posted on January 26th, 2007 by dickrebel.
Categories: Humorous, Gay things, Rants.

Okay, I have seen several sites all up in arms over this whole Donnie Davies “The Bible Says” song, and associated web sites. Here are the links:

And here are all the vids I could find:

Notice the rampant double entendres? The “getting behind him”? The list of bands that are gay on the record label site, where it lists “Elton John(really gay)”, or even funnier “Ted Nugent (loincloth).” How about the list of “safe” bands, such as The Dresden Dolls, Evanescence, Cyndi Lauper (who is militant in her support of gays)! Let alone the fact that the lyrics to his song are just too over the top, and that he sets your gaydar off so hard it tilts. Check out the myspace page where his friends are listed, click on a few of them, for expample: pollyprissypants.

These sites, the record label, the “ministry”, and the music videos all add up to a very twisted satire. A satire that is almost not funny, but then it ends up being funny afterall.

-dr

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“Richard, you have smegma on your back”.

Posted on January 25th, 2007 by dickrebel.
Categories: Awful things, Humorous, Dat shit redicalus, OMG.

Yes, folks that’s a quote.

While in the elevator returning from picking up some food for lunch, the two partners the firm I work for were chatting. In mid-sentence, one turns to me and says “Richard, you have smegma on your back!”

I nearly pissed myself laughing.

I did have a little something on the back of my coat, but it certainly wasn’t smegma. There was no possiblity of such an unfortunate occurrence.

I sent him this link defining smegma, replete with pics, when I got to my desk.

-dr

Ed Note: This post contains the word smegma 5 times.

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Those who can’t, teach.

Posted on January 25th, 2007 by dickrebel.
Categories: Awful things, Rants.

It always galls me to see the gross ineptitude of educators. Here is an example that relates to my own industry, the example of Professor Petro or Joan Marie Giampa (can’t clearly tell which because the site is so vague) who is teaching web development.

The the untrained, this is just a bad web site, but to a software development professional, it’s so much worse. Broken links, poor layout, heavy use of dreamweaver, craptastic use of photoshop, links to web pages that are actually MIME email files (wtf???), no document title in the meta info, and well, everything is just wrong.

Aren’t you glad you don’t study under these talented educators?

-dr

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A fried chicken clickstream…

Posted on January 23rd, 2007 by dickrebel.
Categories: Music, Humorous.

My co-worker Nat sent me this youtube clip:

Funny. And along in the ‘related’ tab on youtube’s interface I saw a link for a clip of a 1980’s KFC Christmas commercial:

Boring… However, I then I noticed this little jem listed in the related tab:

Fry that chicken…

-dr

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This “Weather Woman” ROCKS!

Posted on January 20th, 2007 by dickrebel.
Categories: Smart, Interesting.

Okay, this vid is long. It’s also about math. However it is engaging, on point, and actually quite entertaining!

This video has an important message to parents. M.J. MacDermott has got the tiger by it’s tail, hit the nail on the head, hit the buck between the eyes etc. She’s also being a great mother.

*clap* *clap* *clap*

-dr

Ed Note: Fuck Hilary, let’s have MacDermott for President!

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Look, it’s emperors!!!

Posted on January 17th, 2007 by dickrebel.
Categories: Humorous.

Funny and very clever.

-dr

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You have got to be kidding we…

Posted on January 17th, 2007 by dickrebel.
Categories: Gay things, Dat shit redicalus.

Hmm, we (that would be the royal we) really hate to, umm, “highlight”, a youngling faggle, but we really can’t help this. Truly, we can’t. This teen-faggle needs our help. (pics of post here and here)

Why you might ask? Well, let’s see…

Could it be the hair? Or that it looks like he might be wearing lipgloss? The clothing? Hmm? Yeah, he could use some image consulting, but honestly those things aren’t a big deal. We all have our own sense of “style”. He’s holding a plush doll too, that’s sorta cute we guess.

How about the fact he’s gaygaymer’s gamer of the month? Meh, that’s cool, we game too. However we are a little dubious about offering a pic to post as a “gaymer” of the month tho. Boyfriend needs some PR advice, most definitely. Got’s to protect the rep ya know.

Okay, so we have a young queer with a somewhat in need of help sense of style… He’s also bit of an exhibitionist “gaymer”. Hmm…

However, reading his little profile we also learn he’s not just a “gaymer” but a total gamer stereotype. Oh, and not surprisingly, he’s in a “Long Distance Relationship.”

These things on there own aren’t enough to warrant singling him out. Although allowing oneself to become “gaymer” of the month removes any validity to complaining that one is singled out. Anyways continue reading his profile a bit further to where he tells you that at his tender age of 18, when not working at the bank or gaming, he’s administering a FURRY ART SITE. As in “furries”. Goggle it bitches.

Geezus. He’s fucking holding a PLUSHIE too!!!!

So, dear precious “gaymer” of January 2007, I feel it’s our duty to reach out to you… We (again, we are speaking in the royal we) can help you. Just try taking some of our advice.

We won’t bother reccommending that you really could use a new “do”, something that works better with your facial structure. Nor will we mention that perhaps getting a little sun, just a little, would be wise as well as adorning some fitting clean clothing. You’d be much cuter, and you are cute in a jail-baitish way. Why won’t we? Because that’s all vain and shallow, and your parents probably tell you that stuff frequently already, and we are not vain, nor shallow, nor your parents.

Although we are strongly inclined to, we won’t press upon you that you really need to get some non-computer-related hobbies. Nor will we encourage you to try finding a nice IRL (in real life) boyfriend… And we are sure you already know that imaginary sex with a night-elf-druid is really not sex, it’s sad, and you have way too much potential for that.

However we will strongly avise you take the following advice: STOP IT WITH THE FURRY SHIT… Put down your plushies… don’t LOOK at them, don’t touch them, don’t cuddle nor fondle them, don’t make “art” out of them, don’t be photographed with them. Stop pretending you are one of them, and do NOT dress up as them. Oh, and in case you didn’t infer this: absolutely NEVER EVER FUCK THEM.

Oh, and sweetie, if that’s lipgloss you are wearing, loose it.

-dr

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Jake’s inner Jennifer Holiday.

Posted on January 15th, 2007 by dickrebel.
Categories: Humorous, Gay things.

So, I don’t really quite get the web’s whole obsession with Jake Gylenhalalalalalawhatever. I mean, who really cares what he’s up to, and who cares if hes gay/bi/str8/androgyne? Yes, yes yes, he *is* pretty dreamy. And yes, I am aware (since bloggers post about every fricking thing he does) that Jake is conspiciously never in the company of anything other than his sister and men… Men who either have a gayish patina, or are of dubious sexual persuasion.

Anyways, there are links and pics, and stories about him EVERYWHERE. Even over the most trivial of things. Now he’s gone and done hosted an SNL episode… replete with a DRAG skit! Of course you can’t go more than 3 clicks without seeing a story or post about it. There are even new pics of a green hoodie he wore on the show now being worn by some man carrying his groceries!

So, on to Jake’s drag skit on SNL.

Okay, that was pretty good. Actually too good. You just KNOW he was restraining himself from sassing it up too much, I mean it’s waaaaay obvious he’s keeping a lid on it.

So, now I rank among the net denizens with Jake stories on their blog. I feel so “part of it all now”. Ugh.

Anyways, all I have to say about Jake after watching that clip: GAY GAY GAY GAY. Sugar, my gaydar pinged like I had just stumbled across ladybunny giving a blowjob to an underage ghetto-gay in the bathroom at the Cock. Gay.

-dr

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ZOMG!!! Paula Abdul totally trashed, ON TV!!

Posted on January 14th, 2007 by dickrebel.
Categories: Music, Humorous, OMG, News.

I saw a link to this vid on dlisted. Priceless.

I think Paula and Amy Winehouse should do a live performance duet of Amy’s song Rehab. Of course they should be totally stumbledown drunk, which they both apparently do well.

-dr

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Peter is peeking at you.

Posted on January 13th, 2007 by dickrebel.
Categories: Too Cute, Peter / Hermes.

Peeking Peter

-dr

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