Awful things
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Laugh or cringe?
Posted on February 16th, 2007 by dickrebel.
Categories: Awful things, Humorous, Gay things.
Sometimes it’s a wee bit embarrassing to be gay. Especially when you run across things like the “World Aerobics Championships,” and this gem…
The video producer even has a web site, http://www.brownmarkfiles.com/
-dr
Can you guess who’s cousin this is?
Posted on February 13th, 2007 by dickrebel.
Categories: Awful things, Celebtrash, OMG.
Geezus.
-dr
“I love her like I love my wife…”
Posted on February 13th, 2007 by dickrebel.
Categories: Awful things, Dat shit redicalus, OMG.
*blink* *blink* *blink*
This makes me feel sad for Bindi, well, and Bindi’s mother.
-dr
It’s lunch time!
Posted on February 7th, 2007 by dickrebel.
Categories: Awful things, Linktastic.
Check out these tasty entries to Worth1000 Snackimals photoshopping contest.
Hmm, grandma’s been canning again.
Tasty!
-dr
What’s the point?
Posted on February 3rd, 2007 by dickrebel.
Categories: Awful things, Rants.
I have posted comments to several dailymail and telegraph articles over the last year or so. Both are british, the supposed paragon of fair and honest media coverage. NOT.
None of my comments, which were well written and non-confrontational were published. Why? It’s simple, I disagreed with the author.
Check this out:
Notice what’s in the red box. What’s the fucking point? Nice.
-dr
“Richard, you have smegma on your back”.
Posted on January 25th, 2007 by dickrebel.
Categories: Awful things, Humorous, Dat shit redicalus, OMG.
Yes, folks that’s a quote.
While in the elevator returning from picking up some food for lunch, the two partners the firm I work for were chatting. In mid-sentence, one turns to me and says “Richard, you have smegma on your back!”
I nearly pissed myself laughing.
I did have a little something on the back of my coat, but it certainly wasn’t smegma. There was no possiblity of such an unfortunate occurrence.
I sent him this link defining smegma, replete with pics, when I got to my desk.
-dr
Ed Note: This post contains the word smegma 5 times.
Those who can’t, teach.
Posted on January 25th, 2007 by dickrebel.
Categories: Awful things, Rants.
It always galls me to see the gross ineptitude of educators. Here is an example that relates to my own industry, the example of Professor Petro or Joan Marie Giampa (can’t clearly tell which because the site is so vague) who is teaching web development.
The the untrained, this is just a bad web site, but to a software development professional, it’s so much worse. Broken links, poor layout, heavy use of dreamweaver, craptastic use of photoshop, links to web pages that are actually MIME email files (wtf???), no document title in the meta info, and well, everything is just wrong.
Aren’t you glad you don’t study under these talented educators?
-dr
Islamic womens rights? Not so much.
Posted on January 5th, 2007 by dickrebel.
Categories: Awful things.
Wife beating, the Islamic way!
BTW, I sent this vid to someone I know and they responded with:
16 To the woman he said, “I will greatly multiply your pain in childbirth. In pain you will bring forth children. Your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you.”
Genesis
Which is a reminder that passages from The Bible, in particular the old testament, are no less batshit crazy and sexist than the ones espoused from the Qur’an.
IMHO, patriarchal society, and hetero-male-machismo, is the most awful problem that society faces.
What’s even more sad: most women are complicit in continuing to promulgate the sexist values of the patriarchal societies they live in.
-dr
Twas the morning before Christmas…
Posted on December 24th, 2006 by dickrebel.
Categories: Awful things.
… and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even the FUCKING RAT IN MY TOILET!
Okay, this is truly disgusting. I have heard of this happening, either the rats come in from the street sewer and don’t make it, or they get some warfarin or other dessicant like poison and end up croaking while trying to rehydrate. However, I never expected it to happen to me.
I totally feel gross and have a powerful case of the heeby-jeebies.
I had to fish it out with the kitty litter scoop and bag him up. The kitty litter scoop was not retreived from the bag. I have also bleached the shit out of my entire bathroom.
FYI: no this doesn’t mean my place is dirty, no there is not food laying around, and no this does not mean that I “have” rats.
Anyways, now I need answers to the following questions:
- Can I stomach dressing the rabbit, duck, guinnea hen, and squabs for xmas dinner?
- Should I go ahead and call in the exterminator just to ease my mind?
- Is this a bad omen?
- Did I do something to deserve this???
And most importantly:
- Will I ever be able to use the toilet without the Ghost of Christmas Rat haunting me?
Oh, and I am not really sure I want to know the answer to this question:
- Did this rat arrive before or after I had my midnight, in the dark, sit-down piss???
And the question I am sure is on all of your minds:
- Did the rat die from alcohol poisoning? Or maybe did it fall in and drown after becoming overwhelmed by vodka fumes?
-dr