Thank you Rep Dan Zwonitzer(R-WY).
Posted on February 28th, 2007 by dickrebel.
Categories: Gay things, News.
Dan Zwonitzer voted against a bill attempting to ban recognition of legal same-sex unions performed out of state or in countries where such unions are legal. The bill died in a comittee by a single vote.
He also gave a level headed and enlightened speech on the issue, drawing ire from many constituents. Here is a quote:
I echo Representative Childers concerns, that testifying against this bill may cost me my seat. I have two of my precinct committee persons behind me today who are in favor of this bill, as I stand here opposed, and I understand that I may very well lose my election. It cost 4 moderate Republican Senators in Kansas their election last year for standing up on this same issue. But I tell myself that there are some issues that are greater than me, and I believe this is one of them. And if standing up for equal rights costs me my seat so be it. I will let history be my judge, and I can go back to my constituents and say I stood up for basic rights. I will tell my children that when this debate went on, I stood up for basic rights for people.
Thank you Dan Zwonitzer. You’re a good man in my book.
-dr
Laugh or cringe?
Posted on February 16th, 2007 by dickrebel.
Categories: Awful things, Humorous, Gay things.
Sometimes it’s a wee bit embarrassing to be gay. Especially when you run across things like the “World Aerobics Championships,” and this gem…
The video producer even has a web site, http://www.brownmarkfiles.com/
-dr
The whole Donnie Davis “The Bible Says” satire.
Posted on January 26th, 2007 by dickrebel.
Categories: Humorous, Gay things, Rants.
Okay, I have seen several sites all up in arms over this whole Donnie Davies “The Bible Says” song, and associated web sites. Here are the links:
- http://www.eveningservice.com/
- http://www.donniedavies.com/
- http://www.lovegodsway.org/
- http://www.myspace.com/eveningservice
And here are all the vids I could find:
Notice the rampant double entendres? The “getting behind him”? The list of bands that are gay on the record label site, where it lists “Elton John(really gay)”, or even funnier “Ted Nugent (loincloth).” How about the list of “safe” bands, such as The Dresden Dolls, Evanescence, Cyndi Lauper (who is militant in her support of gays)! Let alone the fact that the lyrics to his song are just too over the top, and that he sets your gaydar off so hard it tilts. Check out the myspace page where his friends are listed, click on a few of them, for expample: pollyprissypants.
These sites, the record label, the “ministry”, and the music videos all add up to a very twisted satire. A satire that is almost not funny, but then it ends up being funny afterall.
-dr
You have got to be kidding we…
Posted on January 17th, 2007 by dickrebel.
Categories: Gay things, Dat shit redicalus.
Hmm, we (that would be the royal we) really hate to, umm, “highlight”, a youngling faggle, but we really can’t help this. Truly, we can’t. This teen-faggle needs our help. (pics of post here and here)
Why you might ask? Well, let’s see…
Could it be the hair? Or that it looks like he might be wearing lipgloss? The clothing? Hmm? Yeah, he could use some image consulting, but honestly those things aren’t a big deal. We all have our own sense of “style”. He’s holding a plush doll too, that’s sorta cute we guess.
How about the fact he’s gaygaymer’s gamer of the month? Meh, that’s cool, we game too. However we are a little dubious about offering a pic to post as a “gaymer” of the month tho. Boyfriend needs some PR advice, most definitely. Got’s to protect the rep ya know.
Okay, so we have a young queer with a somewhat in need of help sense of style… He’s also bit of an exhibitionist “gaymer”. Hmm…
However, reading his little profile we also learn he’s not just a “gaymer” but a total gamer stereotype. Oh, and not surprisingly, he’s in a “Long Distance Relationship.”
These things on there own aren’t enough to warrant singling him out. Although allowing oneself to become “gaymer” of the month removes any validity to complaining that one is singled out. Anyways continue reading his profile a bit further to where he tells you that at his tender age of 18, when not working at the bank or gaming, he’s administering a FURRY ART SITE. As in “furries”. Goggle it bitches.
Geezus. He’s fucking holding a PLUSHIE too!!!!
So, dear precious “gaymer” of January 2007, I feel it’s our duty to reach out to you… We (again, we are speaking in the royal we) can help you. Just try taking some of our advice.
We won’t bother reccommending that you really could use a new “do”, something that works better with your facial structure. Nor will we mention that perhaps getting a little sun, just a little, would be wise as well as adorning some fitting clean clothing. You’d be much cuter, and you are cute in a jail-baitish way. Why won’t we? Because that’s all vain and shallow, and your parents probably tell you that stuff frequently already, and we are not vain, nor shallow, nor your parents.
Although we are strongly inclined to, we won’t press upon you that you really need to get some non-computer-related hobbies. Nor will we encourage you to try finding a nice IRL (in real life) boyfriend… And we are sure you already know that imaginary sex with a night-elf-druid is really not sex, it’s sad, and you have way too much potential for that.
However we will strongly avise you take the following advice: STOP IT WITH THE FURRY SHIT… Put down your plushies… don’t LOOK at them, don’t touch them, don’t cuddle nor fondle them, don’t make “art” out of them, don’t be photographed with them. Stop pretending you are one of them, and do NOT dress up as them. Oh, and in case you didn’t infer this: absolutely NEVER EVER FUCK THEM.
Oh, and sweetie, if that’s lipgloss you are wearing, loose it.
-dr
Jake’s inner Jennifer Holiday.
Posted on January 15th, 2007 by dickrebel.
Categories: Humorous, Gay things.
So, I don’t really quite get the web’s whole obsession with Jake Gylenhalalalalalawhatever. I mean, who really cares what he’s up to, and who cares if hes gay/bi/str8/androgyne? Yes, yes yes, he *is* pretty dreamy. And yes, I am aware (since bloggers post about every fricking thing he does) that Jake is conspiciously never in the company of anything other than his sister and men… Men who either have a gayish patina, or are of dubious sexual persuasion.
Anyways, there are links and pics, and stories about him EVERYWHERE. Even over the most trivial of things. Now he’s gone and done hosted an SNL episode… replete with a DRAG skit! Of course you can’t go more than 3 clicks without seeing a story or post about it. There are even new pics of a green hoodie he wore on the show now being worn by some man carrying his groceries!
So, on to Jake’s drag skit on SNL.
Okay, that was pretty good. Actually too good. You just KNOW he was restraining himself from sassing it up too much, I mean it’s waaaaay obvious he’s keeping a lid on it.
So, now I rank among the net denizens with Jake stories on their blog. I feel so “part of it all now”. Ugh.
Anyways, all I have to say about Jake after watching that clip: GAY GAY GAY GAY. Sugar, my gaydar pinged like I had just stumbled across ladybunny giving a blowjob to an underage ghetto-gay in the bathroom at the Cock. Gay.
-dr
Santasm!
Posted on January 7th, 2007 by dickrebel.
Categories: Humorous, Gay things.
So, I clicked and clicked and clicked some more today, and found another faggle blog, joemygod. On wich I found this link, to the santasm[TTFW].
Awesomely distrubing and hilarious. I wonder how the filmmaker went about casting for those body types.
-dr
PS: TTFW == Too Twisted For Work
Men: Taking it decreases cancer risks!!!
Posted on January 4th, 2007 by dickrebel.
Categories: Humorous, Gay things, Dat shit redicalus, News.
No really! Bottoms rejoice!
NYMag (that publication of the ingellegencia, that printed purveyor of kewl… the place were you can get reliable purchasing, dating, sexual, and medical advice) tells us in this article about Hetero’s getting all butt-sexing-like.
(that pic really is arresting isn’t it?)
And the best part of the whole article is this flimsy justification er um, sage medical “reason” for str8 guys bottoming:
But the newly discovered anti-cancer benefits of prostate stimulation are giving straight guys—especially the progressive New York breed—a legitimate excuse to be more, shall we say, open to exploration.
And there you have it.
Soooooo: Gents, raise your ankles with wanton abandon and fight cancer!
-dr
Ed Note: I am soo LMFAO. It’s sooo hetero to come up with justifications like the above to do something that really doesn’t need any.
Dear god, this is TOO gay!
Posted on November 29th, 2006 by dickrebel.
Categories: Music, Gay things.
-dr
Houskeeping in the buff.
Posted on November 15th, 2006 by dickrebel.
Categories: Gay things, Dat shit redicalus.
How about having a naked man with a “big one” that he likes to let “flop around” clean your place?
God, I love this town.
-dr
CNN censors Mehlman’s outing by Maher.
Posted on November 11th, 2006 by dickrebel.
Categories: Gay things, Rants, News.
Bill Maher outed Senator Mehlman, the Republican Comittee Chairman on CNN’s Larry King Live last Friday. CNN has since censored itself by removing the segment from the rebroadcast. CNN has also shamefully issued takedown notices to video sharing sites of the proof. Here is one copy of the proof still online.
CNN has run several stories covering Mehlman in the last week, but has simply glossed over the outing. Sweet. Where is the motivation for this? Mehlman has been outed before. The Republican party is in shambles, their power waning. Why now stifle the first major media attention to Mehlmans self hating hipocracy?
I know many people are of mixed mind over outing public figures. They shouldn’t be.
Gone is the past where being openly is an instant death sentence. Being out does not necessarily ruin ones career, ones family and social life. Communities are learning to accept, understand, or at least tolerate homosexuals. Learned groups of accredited professionals have resoundly stated that homosexuality is a normal part of the human condition. Society in general has followed a trend of growing acceptance and understanding. However difficult it may be sometimes, now is the time to stand up and continue to effect change.
There is little to no excuse for public figures to remain closeted, and no excuse for lying about it. I agree that your sex life is a private thing, and for those who simply choose never to discuss it, fine, stay in your dark nasty closet. However this changes when you are talking about someone taking part in disparaging and oppressing ones fellow homosexuals simply for being homosexual. The Republican party has spent the last 12 years doing just that.
Mehlman was one of Republican party leaders! He wasn’t working for change from the inside either. He should be, and has been outed.
How coincedental to learn that Mehlman is stepping down. How very disgusting is it that CNN’s story fails to mention the outing on CNN’s own network earlier this week.
CNN sucks ass for this blatent censorship.
-dr